this is my new kitty shes really tiny and my momma named her ivory!!!!!
SHE USED TO BE SO TINY NOW SHES LIKE
dont you ever, EVER call a girl fat or chubby or thick or big boned or large or meaty or anything like that because you’ll forget seconds later but she will remember 10 years later when shes throwing up her lunch in the toilet, your name, where it happened, what the weather was like, the time it happened, and exactly what you said. and it will haunt her for the rest of her life.
Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.
Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!
Signal boosting this A) because it deserves to be seen by more people, and b) because I appreciate some members of Congress are actually willing to see what it’s like living on food stamps in order to make their point about how horrifying cutting food stamps would be.
News flash, regressives: people on food stamps do not load up on Snickers bars and filet mignon. They’re limited in what they can buy, and oftentimes, it’s not enough to get by on. Go on thinking these are entitlements that let minorities live lives of luxury, comfortable in the knowledge that you’ll never go hungry.
You privileged, elitist pricks.
Jennifer Lawrence as Rosalyn Rosenfeld
one time like 3 years ago I was in an Owl City fandom group video chat and I tweeted Adam Young the link, figuring he’d just ignore it but that it was at least worth a shot, and he joINED THE CHAT AND WENT ON VIDEO AND I ASKED HIM TO MARRY ME AND HE SAID “I’M A LITTLE YOUNG TO GET MARRIED” AND THEN HE LAUGHED AT HIS JOKE FOR LIKE 12 YEARS AND YEAH THAT’S THE STORY OF THE TIME I PROPOSED TO OWL CITY
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
why is destruction so beautiful
because nature is taking itself back